If you got some Syndrome, that makes you goofy as a Geek You need to get some help! Doktor Dorkwad go and seek Now Doktor Dorkwad's smart, he's a Doktor of the mind Every Syndrome he does know, what makes you crazy he will find Dorkwad Syndrome you do got! You got it really bad!! And you got Dorkwaditis, oh tisk-tisk how very sad To a Dork Asylum you will go, Doktor Dorkwad will be there He'll prescribe for you some Dorkwad pills, and make you say a prayer He'll stick 'lectrodes in your head...with 50,000 volts He will zap your brain, you'll twitch with jerks and jolts Smoke comes out your ears, "BA HA-HA HA-HA" you say Doktor Dorkwad cured you! He'll send you on your way

Rubbing Proffy's nose, in Dog Stool Dung and Turds Was a lot of fun, and I did it all with Words - Dog Dung Do-do Ca-ca, and I made him eat it too Ha! The Professor Pee-ach-Dee, that didn't have a clue - But I have better things to do, than write about a Dork One last time one last time, in your @ss I'll stick a fork - So bye-bye Proffy Dorkwad, bye-bye Proffy Nerd No longer will I write, 'bout you a single word - As I said before, I'll say it know again Poetry 'bout you, will come no longer from my pen - Adiós oh Dorkwad Geek, you're not all that smart you can kiss my @ss, while in your face I **** - Make sure to read this poem, to your pretend class Then take your PhD, and with it wipe your @ss

YouTube user ProfB44 aka Dr. Pawel L Lewicki of Tulsa OK has sent me a plethora of emails. They all display the enemanent Doktors "Professional Opinion". Which is: "you POS" and "BAHAHAHAHA". Oh my goodness! He doesn't like me. Why? I rub his nose in Dog Stool big time!